I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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