K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Randomize
