you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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