Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
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This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
me + whiskey = a bad person
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
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I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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