Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
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There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
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Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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