ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
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