Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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