god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
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he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
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it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
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