I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
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Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
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although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
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