I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
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I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
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In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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