If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
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I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
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fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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