I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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