Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
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We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
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Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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