Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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