How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
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I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
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Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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