I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
