HIV tests are more positive than that guy
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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