ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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