Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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