By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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