Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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