plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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