I accidentally burped into my bong.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
