I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
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Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
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Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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