Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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