So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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