Dual....:-)
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
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Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
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Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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