I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
I'm passing your future prison.
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Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
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I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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