look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
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She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
You made out with two different species that night
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
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i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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