ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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