Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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