Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
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there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
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It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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