Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
My dick has a subreddit
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I have aggressive nipples.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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