Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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