**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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