we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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