What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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