You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
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just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
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No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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