office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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