Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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