Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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