Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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