"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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