It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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