I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
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I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
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Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
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