This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
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Houston, we have a blender
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
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He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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