i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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