I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
How external is "for external use only"?
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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