those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
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Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
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life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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