I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Randomize
