Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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