Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
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he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
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At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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