just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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